FEATURE CARS:
RENAULT 5 - Forget the fur coat, this Frog beauty's dressed by the House of Lamborghini
JAP THRASH - What's Japan ever given us, eh? Whaling,Tenko and sushi bars, actually. And now some monster motas. Those Monkeys are mad
SAPPHIRES - Nearly a diamond, but not quite. Ten years of Ford jewellery cut, polished, mounted and examined
PEUGEOT 205 - Another of our garlic-chomping chums chucks his cash car-wards. And some of it sticks, amazingly
GOLF - American excess? Fifty thou of Uncle Sam's greenbacks invested in German metal. Ain't that against the constitution?
CALlBRA - Down and out with the blue-rinsed coffin-dodgers. Loud, loaded and low - just the stuff to screw their pacemakers
CORRADO - Rizlas have several uses: big spliffs, silly games, setting points. Here's another - checking the ground-clearance on this seriously slammed VW
CORSA - 'Blue and green should ne'er be seen' as yer granny probably used to say. Try yellow, then
SIERRA - Suge Knight's a large bugger, but the Notorious B.I.G was even bigga! Imagine the bidding war down the DVLA for this cherished plate. Swansea's on the West coast, innit?
AUDI - 'Hey big Zender, spend a little time with me' sang Shirley Bassey, pissed. Those propellers have gone straight to 'er head: DecksandrumsanrockanrollancarsanmoneyanFC
ICE NEWS - Guess what? The polar ice caps are melting!
DON'T LOSE IT - Your ICE that is, not your money, or your mind
EARTHQUAKE - Loudest gathering of ICE cars in the world, evert
BBG UPGRADE - Blow yer wages on better ICE gear, then befriend tfie bank manager.

REGULRS & TESTS:
CONTENTS - More gold within these pages than Fort Knox's vaults
THE EDITOR'S BIT - Mono loses a fiver, but finds 5p. Typical
STARTLING - What's the bank manager going to l< you buy this month, then?
EMMA'S PAGE - She gave up her job in the city to show us her titties!
THEME PAGE - Haven't you worked it out yet?
OH FOOK - Money for nothing and your bits for a tenner down and 36 equal payments
INTAKE - The write stuff
ABS BEGS - 'Clio, Cliiiieeoo, daylight come an' me wanna go home.' Oh never mind...
AGONY......Is having an empty bank account. Or sticking your knob into the rotating blades of a fan
FAST ADS - Cars for cash, Parts for pounds, Wantatt for wonga and Sounds for sterling. Al currency configurations taken at the FC banking business.
RICH PICKINGS - The page of light relief. Only slightly cheaper than a touch of hand relief...
TRAX - A chance to squander yer loot on some worthwhile Silverstone track time. Then spif at Abbey and break the bank. Doh!
SUSPENDERS - Slide your hands down your chariot's thighs and fondle its giggle-belt. Twanging the sussies of Slam City
BODYKITS - Scary Steve guides you through a pictorial fest of plastic-enhanced bodies. See Pammy's bumpers!
FC TEST TIME - Our very own league of greed. Neat stuff tested by Mono, Rents and Cambs, pervy stuff tested by Pete, and Scary gets the shite
BEEMER WHEELS - Make your Baverian Murder Weapon look like a million dollars or Huggy Bear's ponce mobile. Or both. Coin-shaped alloy investigated
ENGINE CARE - Treat your mota like a luurvely laydee, or thrash it like a dirty whore and pay the mechanical consequences