THE MODEL PAGE - We fell in love with Susanne at the Autosport show and now its your turn you lucky lucky lucky chimps, Pass the Kleenex, please mother..
MECHANICAL LOCKS - Tricky and a big mate reduce the latest locks to scrap, all in the name of research
TIME - A word to the wise - no matter how inviting it may seem, never ever stick your knob in Gunk hand cleaner...
BUSHES - We take a look at a load of bushes, then go blind just like our mothers warned us
AUTOSPORT SHOW - By the look of it, there were more laydees the than chariots
CAMS - Some are lumpy some are flat, some are torquey some are fat. And that was the last time we'll ever attempt a poem about cams
PUG 306 WHEELS - 'When are you going to do a wheel feature Pug 306 FC?' - How's now suit you?

CONTENTS - To use, select required feature then match numbers to the ones at bottom of mag
EDITOR'S BIT - Suprisingly coherent seeing that it's written after 5 hours down Ye Olde Blacksmith
STARTLINE - 5 whole British pages of stuff, bits and+hingys
THEME PAGE - It's the hilarious comedy issue
YOUR LETTERS - 3 laydees, 2 cars and a letter from a student what more does a letters page need?
CAR WARS - Is the force with Reno 5 GTTs or Uno Turbos? Yoda's clueless, but Tricky may know
AGONY... is taking a wrong turn out of the Chunnel, and ending up in fappin' shite Belgium!
DIRECTORY - This month it's Astras! Vauxhalls that is.
FAST ADS - Want a big space in fast ads'? Then make sure your laydee's the picture, says classified Chris
RICH PICKINGS - Lock up your nan, it's Wild Slo Pete's pull-off pages


COVER CAR - Without a doubt the maddest styled-Mk2 Astra we've ever set eyes upon
CIVIC - Hondas are goood, but this one's better '
205 TURBO - Rarer than Wild Slog Pete buying a round, but just as wide
AUDI - AKK produce more cars per hour than General Motors and this 80's only just rolled off their Stratford production line
CORRADO - The Yanks lurve their Corrados and this chap obviously lurves his lots
SAXOS - Cituning specialise in Citroen styling and tuning which will be obvious if you turn to pages 54-58
BEETLE - To show off their new alloys. Khan Design bought themselves a new Beetle which almost overshadowed their spanking 18s
BMW - Zeemax has been kitting out Beemers since the beginning of time and these are his latest E36s.
TIGRA - It's blue and more winged up than Boots' laydees hygine department

ICE STUFF:

ICE NEWS - Loads of new stuff which will either impress or depress you
VEGAS SHOW REPORT - Our man Rayner went to the Vegas ICE show and returned with 200 pics of nudie laydees
PUG 309 - More ICE in it than FC Towers' mini bar, and it's not shy under the bonnet either
LOUDEST CAR IN THE WORLD - Fap that at 175.8 decibels, it's probably the loudest anything in the world